CENSORED

IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

December 3^rd, 2000

BACKSTAGE
Big Poppa Pump is seen just entering the building in a
furious mood, seemingly from Friday night’s loss over Kid
Kash. He walks over to one of the stage hands, grabs
him by the collar of his jacket and pushes him up
against the wall.
BPP: Who’s running this place tonight?
Stage Hand: Th... The..
BPP: Hurry the f*ck up!
Stage Hand: The Scorpion.
Steiner, still grabbing him by the collar throws him
into a refreshments table! Torrie and Fyrette follow
BPP as he walks down the hall; they try to calm him
down but with no luck.

BACKSTAGE
Scott Steiner is seen storming into The Scorpion's
office...
BPP: All right Scorpion, lets get things straight, I was
screwed out of my damn title on Friday, and I want
another damn shot.
Scorp: Too bad Steiner, you got you're shot, you ain't
getting another.
BPP: Listen you nWo trash, I'll get what I want when I
want, so you either give me the shot or a ram this
pipe so far up you're ass you'll be spitting up lead
for the rest of you're life!
Scorp: On the subject of the nWo, who the hell are you
attacking the Outsiders, huh? You want a shot at the
British Heavyweight title, you beat, say, Big Kev AND
Da Bad Guy in a handicap match, then I'll think about
it.
BPP: Let's make in an Iron Man match, just to show
that no nWo white trash can match the stance of the
Big Bad Booty Daddy!
Scorp: Handicap iron man I Quit match. Outsiders need
a good warm up.
Steiner leaves as Scorpion is leaning back in his
chair smirking.

No-Time-Limit-Match:
William Regal and Christian battled to a double
countout at 0:05:01
Rating: *

Backstage
Goldberg was seen sneaking into the nWo locker room. 
Goldberg entered the room and searched it.  He finally
found some keys in a gym bag.  He took the keys and
left the room, but not before punching a dent into one
of the lockers.

Goldberg was seen in the parking lot searching for
Hall and Nash's car. 
When he found it, he took out the keys he had found
and got into the
car and drove away.

Before the start of the next match the GlobalTron
showed a picture of
Goldberg driving The Outsider's car on a bridge.  Da
Man got out of the
car, smiled, and then tried to push it off the bridge.
 Finally, Goldberg was able to get the car moving and
it fell into the water.  A camera shot in the back
showing Hall and Nash screaming at what Goldberg had
done.

No-Time-Limit-Match:
The Millennium Outlaws defeated Tazz and Fyre when
when Stone Dogg pinned Fyre after a Northern Lights
suplex in 0:08:32.
Rating: **1/4
(The Millennium Outlaws won the GWF Tag Team Titles)

BACKSTAGE
(Scorpion finds the Outsiders in the locker room with
a few beers)
Scorpion: Guys, you got a handicap iron man I Quit
against Steiner up next. Thought you might like a warm
up.
Nash: No prob, Scorp. Steiner's a push over.
Hall: Yeah.
Scorpion: Then get going.

PRE MATCH
The Outsiders get to the ring first. Steiner runs out
of no where and begins to attack them both with a lead
pipe. The ref calls for the bell. The match is on.

No-Time-Limit-Handicap-Iron Man-I Quit-Match:
The Outsiders defeated S. Steiner by outside
interference when Kid Kash gave S. Steiner the Money
Maker on the floor, allowing Hall to lock on a Boston
crab for the win in 29:53.
**3/4

POST MATCH
(Kid Kash proceeds to lay the boots to Scott Steiner.
The Outsiders slide out of the ring, victorious to
watch. The Scorpion runs down the ramp with a mic.)
Scorpion: Kash, you just signed your own death warrant
pal! Because of your interference, I'm throwing this
match out, and declaring Steiner the winner! You'll be
facing him on F'N next week!

Bret Hart interview
Bret Hart's music hit throughout the building, which
brought out Harley
Race.  Race then entered the ring and called out
Triple H.  The Game
then made his way to the top of the entrance way, but
did not come any
closer.  Before Hunter was about to talk, Harley
pointed to the GlobalTron.  The picture in the back
showed The Outsiders and Bret Hart entering The Game's
locker room.  Inside the room was Stephanie, Vince,
Shane, and Linda McMahon.  Shane attacked the nWo
members but he was quickly Powerbombed by Nash.
Stephanie and Linda fled the room without being
harmed.  Bret then grabbed Vince and spit on him.  As
Vince swung, Hall clocked him with a lead pipe.  The
nWo members left Vince in a pool of blood as Triple H
stormed back to his locker room.

No-Time-Limit-No-DQ-3-man Battle Royal:
Kurt Angle won a 3-man Battle Royal:
Kurt Angle defeated Benoit after a gutwrench suplex in
0:00:22.
Kurt Angle defeated Hammer after a  double-axhandle
chop in 0:08:00.
Rating: **1/2

BACKSTAGE
Psycho is walking backstage when suddenly, Ultimo
Dragon comes up from behind. Both men get into a
brawling spree as security is called. Both men are
being separated by security.

No-Time-Limit-Four Corners Match:
Mad Man defeated Alexander Stone, Steven Richards, and
Danny Shaw:
The Shaw beat Stone via disqualification in 0:05:12.
Richards beat The Shaw via the Steven Kick in 0:16:27.
Mad Man beat Richards via a choke slam in 0:22:58.
Rating: 1/4*
(Mad Man retained the GWF Lord of the Dance Title.)

INTERVIEW
** Robert Adams is sitting in a dark room with Jonny
T, Paul Barber and Joseph Ritzilli.
Adams: I am sitting here backstage with Jonny T, Paul
Barber and Joseph Ritzilli. First of all, can I say,
welcome back to Joseph and Jonny.
Jonny: Well, thanks. Been getting that all week, seems
that people are really glad to have me back.
Adams: I certainly am. Now, you never specified what
you were in that hospital for. Could you shed a little
light on that ?
Jonny: Well...after I left them -
Adams: 'Them' being the Ministry ?
Jonny: - yes...after leaving them, I was diagnosed
with...what was it ?
Paul: Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.
Jonny: Right...post traumatic stress disorder. Leaving
them and being my own person caused a shock to my
system.
Adams: Could you tell us what you went through at the
hands of the Ministry ?
Jonny: No, I couldn't.
Adams: You mean you won't, right ?
Jonny: No, I mean I can't. My mind has sort of blanked
out the time I was with them. The last thing I
remember with any clarity is the night on which I was
dragged into a casket by the Undertaker. I remember
being dragged into a car by someone...then...
** He seems distant.
Paul: It's okay, don't worry. It's over now.
Jonny: I just can't remember. All I can remember is
brief snatches of events. I'm sorry.
Adams: No problem. Sorry for causing any disturbances.
Paul: Damn right you'd better be sorry -
Jonny: Leave the man alone, he's just doing his job.
Adams: Paul, the last time you were in the GWF in
connection with Jonny, the two of you were feuding. As
you may remember, you parted ways with him at Payback
Time. What caused the change of heart?
Paul: Well, at the time I was confused. I was being
thrown about, everywhere, being made to change
positions - Clique manager, then Clique wrestler, then
I.T.I wrestler, then I.T.I manager. I was annoyed at
being shoved around, the Clique - in particular Brian
Daniels - brainwashed me into blaming Jonny for the
whole thing. When I left the GWF for an extended
period, it let me see what kind of people the Clique
really were. Then, when I saw that Jonny was in a
mental hospital, I knew that was the way I could
redeem myself. So I did.
Adams: So, you were responsible for getting him out of
the hospital ?
Paul: Let's just say it wouldn't have happened without
me.
Adams: Now, back to Jonny. You won the GWF world title
on your first night back, and then cemented it with a
victory over Bear and Scorpion at F'N. You seem to
have a list of challengers a mile long, including
Brian Daniels, Billy Kidman, and the Scorpion, who is
irate at his match being turned into a triple threat
match. Comments ?
Jonny: Well, everybody seems to want a piece of me.
It's funny - a while ago, people ignored me and I was
fighting for attention. Now I've got more attention
than a liquor store manager at a student party.
Adams: Do you have an order of opponents ?
Jonny: No, but if I did, Scorpion would be down near
the end of the list. He has been over pushed since day
one here, and I'm not going to let him stand in the
way of people who deserve the shot.
Adams: Kidman ?
Jonny: So, Buffalo Billy wants a title shot, does he ?
Well, too bad. Much like Scorpion, he has been rammed
down everybody's throat for too long. He was pushed
into the main event way before he was ready, so he's
just going to have to wait.
Adams: So, who is getting a shot ?
Jonny: The people who have had to take a back seat as
the main event was monopolised. Fyre, Bear, Andre,
Tazz, Daniels, Anarchist, Rebel...a whole generation
of main eventers is waiting. I am here to lead the
way.
Adams: Thank you. Now, I would like to speak to Mr.
Ritzilli. Some subjects may be a little sensitive, so
would it be alright if -
Paul: - we left ? Are you telling us to leave ?
Adams: I wouldn't say telling...suggesting, maybe...
Paul: I don't let people tell me what to do !
Adams: Of course not, I just meant -
Paul: Nobody tells me what -
Jonny: Chill, man. He needs to talk alone with Ritz,
we should respect that. Catch ya later.
** Jonny and Paul leave.
Adams: Ritzilli it's great to have you back , that is
if you are back in...
Ritzilli: Let me just cut you off for a second if I
may, first of all you are not glad to see me back at
all, to tell the truth you could not give a rat's ass
about me being back, but for this interview only I
will pretend you do, now get on with this interview.
Robert: Well first of all, what everyone wants to know
is what have you been doing the months you have been
away?
Ritzilli: Well, to tell the truth I was sort of
relaxing, but at the same time I was contemplating
what I had done with my career and it was not much.
Sure, I was a two time GWF Heavyweight Champion but
people are not going to remember me like that?
Robert: How do you think they would have remembered
you?
Ritzilli: I guess they would have remembered me as the
guy who every time he got a chance to piss on the
federation, he took it and contradicted himself 99% of
the time. During the time I was off I looked back at
some old tapes of myself, and I realised what I was
doing was not what I wanted to be doing,. I hit a dry
spot and I didn't know which direction my head was
running, it was like an LSD trip except it had logic
at the end of the tunnel. I realised that the GWF
needed Ritzilli as much as Ritzilli needed the GWF,
because they live off each other, they thrive off each
other, I am not saying the GWF would not be here
without Ritzilli, because Ritzilli will always be
Ritzilli with or without the GWF and vice-versa but
when the two combine then magic happens and I don't
know how, but something sparkles in my brain in the
GWF.
Robert: WOW, a completely new attitude towards your
direction then. What else have you been doing while
having time off?
Ritzilli: Watching films, a lot of films and also
rekindling my love for music.
Robert: Any favourites?
Ritzilli: Hmmm, films? The Matrix and Gladiator as
well as all Robert DeNiro films, but music, my new
theme song, Metallica: I Disappear and a song by
TopLoader called dancing in the moonlight is another
personal favourite.
Robert: Ok, we are sort of getting sidetracked her,
but what is in the future of "The Godfather" Joseph
Ritzilli? What can we expect? The Masterplan IV? A new
stable? A title Run?
Ritzilli: Well first of all I have to get back with
the company, and at this time I would like to say a
grand old hello to the Boss himself Peter Abram. First
of all I have to get back with the GWF before I can do
anything Mr. Adams. But I think it was wrong for me
to be fired in the first place and that getting back
should be no problem, also regaining my title would be
a nice way to start off, so when I get back, which I
estimate next week, I should be in the Seasons
Beatings main event, and that's no lie..
Robert: You talk about your firing, isn't it time you
took responsibility for your own actions, I mean you
had a part to do with the firing.
**Ritzilli lifts his head and stares at Robert Adams
right into his eyes. Ritzilli's eyes grow bigger and
wider with every passing second until a dastardly grin
appears on his face, signalling the change of a mood
or a snapping of the mind**
Ritzilli: What the **** did you just say?
Robert: Erm, what I said was isn't it time you took
some responsibility for yourself in this.....
Ritzilli: I can't believe you sit there and question
my integrity you little runt, actually runt is too
good a name to call you.. You see Adams as the GWF's
top reporter you might think you have all the
information when a current situation rises but at the
time of my firing you were still sucking on the
Commissioner's balls trying to get your first scoop.
You come in here thinking you are some big shot
reporter talking to a broken down star, well I have
news for you on this occasion you are talking to a man
out of your league for questions that you may think
are sensitive. I lost my livelihood because Peter
Abram made an error of Judgement, well some of the
Judgements he makes these days make me think that if
firing me was an error of Judgement, then what he has
done today is totally f**ked up the company he built,
because if he keeps going at this rate he will have 1%
ownership of it before the end of the year.
Robert: You know this interview will not be shown..
Ritzilli: To the contrary, because if you had done
your research like any good reporter would, you may
have noticed that this interview segment will be shown
in it's entirety on nWo: Censored.. And who runs that
show?? The man that screwed the GWF harder then Tommy
Lee screwed Pammy, the Scorpion.. And Scorpion I have
seen your messages to the Godfather, what did I think
of your little master plan you unfolded on this
pathetic company? It was f**king amazing and I could
not have done it better myself...... You ripped the
fans hearts out and presented it to them on
stake...... But your loss may be my gain because the
fans are confused, sure they may smell like sh*t, they
may be the biggest bunch of assholes you have ever
seen but they pay the merchandise checks, and you just
gotta love that check. Oh yeah before I go, Peter
Abram, by hook or by crook you will see me wrestling
again in your organisation and that sunshine is
something you can bet your queer future son's
education on.
**Ritzilli drops his Microphone lead, and prepares to
exit before executing a piercing look at Robert
Adams**

BACKSTAGE
Kidman, Scorpion, Hart, and the Outsiders are watching
the interview.
Scorpion: I can't believe what I'm seeing. Jonny gets
a World Title match because of (in a whining voice)
post traumatic stress disorder?
Hart: Sure seems like it.
Scorpion: ****. I'm toeing the line of retirement cuz
I've been blown up, set on fire, and cut up so many
times and got the Hardcore Rules Title. JUST the
Hardcore Rules Title as a way to thank me for carrying
this federation. This guy is put in a mad house and he
gets a World Title match.
Kidman: Hey, Ritzilli paid you a compliment.
Scorpion: Yeah. Hmm. You know, since I own half this
company....
(Scorp gets a far away look in his eye)
Hall: You ain't thinkin what I think you're thinkin?
Scorpion: It just might work. Anyway, you two got a
match to get to.
(The Outsiders leave)

No-Time-Limit-Match:
The Impact Players and Triple H defeated the Outsiders
and Sting when Triple H defeated Sting after a
backdrop driver in 0:11:54.
Rating: **3/4

No-Time-Limit-Match:
The New World Order (Billy Kidman and The Scorpion)
defeated The Blue World Order (Nova and The Blue
Meanie) when Scorpion pinned Meanie after a standing
somersault huracanrana in 0:04:59.
Rating: **3/4

Post Match
(The entire nWo hits the ring and helps put the boots
to Nova and Meanie)
Scorpion: You see this Richards?! This is what happens
when you leave the nWo! This is what happens when you
try to screw with us! And this is just the beginning!
(He throws down the mic and Kidman slides a chair
under Nova. Scorpion gives Nova the Spin Doctor,
planting him square on his face on the chair. Security
runs out and the show goes off the air)

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